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Great Ways To Troll Your Kids

1. Trick them into eating their vegetables by pretending you're going to feed them chocolate. Stupid, stupid babies.

Trick them into eating their vegetables by pretending you're going to feed them chocolate. Stupid, stupid babies.

2. Just scare them so badly whenever you can that you'll make them regret ever being born.

Just scare them so badly whenever you can that you'll make them regret ever being born.

3. Troll the hell out of them even when they're adults.

Troll the hell out of them even when they're adults.

4. If your kid does something wrong, like this little boy who accidentally stole a cup from a restaurant, threaten to call the cops and watch them never do that thing again. 

If your kid does something wrong, like this little boy who accidentally stole a cup from a restaurant, threaten to call the cops and watch them never do that thing again. 

5. Give them a real egg pretending it's a Kinder Egg. This is how trust issues are made.

Give them a real egg pretending it's a Kinder Egg. This is how trust issues are made.

6. And even when they get older, you can still troll them till they hate you.

And even when they get older, you can still troll them till they hate you.

7. Pretend you care about their fun by taking the lazy route.

Pretend you care about their fun by taking the lazy route.

8. Keep the dogs free and your kids on a leash. 

Keep the dogs free and your kids on a leash. 

9. Make believe they're contributing to the game by giving them unplugged controllers. Ehehe.

Make believe they're contributing to the game by giving them unplugged controllers. Ehehe.

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11. Show them who is LEGO master and make them cry. 

Show them who is LEGO master and make them cry. 

12. This is how you ALWAYS win at Hide and Seek and make your child feel like an inadequate loser.

This is how you ALWAYS win at Hide and Seek and make your child feel like an inadequate loser.

13. Fill a glove with beans to make them thing you're holding them but really you're in the living room drinking straight from a bottle of wine.

Fill a glove with beans to make them thing you're holding them but really you're in the living room drinking straight from a bottle of wine.

14. If you want to scare the crap out of your children and teach them a lesson, make them think their Elf On A Shelf is a menacing one.

If you want to scare the crap out of your children and teach them a lesson, make them think their Elf On A Shelf is a menacing one.

15. When they did something bad and no one fesses up to it, make your own fake CSI crime kit and scare them into confessing.

When they did something bad and no one fesses up to it, make your own fake CSI crime kit and scare them into confessing.

 

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