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These Shoppers Shouldn't Be Allowed In Public

MARCH 25, 2015  —  By Spencer Montgomery

1. 2-in-1 garment. 

2-in-1 garment. 

2. Well, looks like you have the night planned out. 

Well, looks like you have the night planned out. 

3. It's like a freaking safari.

It's like a freaking safari.

4. What is so difficult about pants? 

What is so difficult about pants? 

5. Those shoes need to be burned. 

Those shoes need to be burned. 

6. Again with the no pants thing. 

Again with the no pants thing. 

7. How do you screw up this badly?

How do you screw up this badly?

8. This is just setting yourselves up for failure. 

This is just setting yourselves up for failure. 

9. What is happening. 

What is happening. 

10. And finally, this pair that pretty much sums up shopping in America.

And finally, this pair that pretty much sums up shopping in America.

11. Dear god. 

Dear god. 

12. Parenting 101. 

Parenting 101. 

13. Wat. 

Wat. 

14. I have to say, this is pretty genius. 

I have to say, this is pretty genius. 

15. Surely she must feel her pants falling down. 

Surely she must feel her pants falling down. 

16. I choose you, Walmart!

I choose you, Walmart!