This mom with her daughter's best interests in mind.
This mom who just needs to stahp.
And the mom of the year.
30-year-olds like yourself?
"Doing the Facebook"
You probably shouldn't read 50 Shades in public, period.
Hehe. Mom jokes rule.
When a friend posts a picture on your wall and your mother comments.
Why would you want dank food tho?
Back when LOL meant lots of love...
I'll take "Thing you never want your mother to know" for 200, please.
I don't think that's why people say "oh god", but hey.