1. On maintaining a healthy sleep schedule:
When did it change from 1AM to 4AM?!
2. On efforts to maintain good hygiene:
Every goddamn time.
3. On the sting of rejection:
I'll be crying in the bathroom if you need me.
4. On how school prepared you for life:
LOL, as if.
5. On interactions with paparazzi:
Get my good side!
6. On your ability to make decisions like an adult:
Maybe if you had any patience...
7. On lowering your relationship expectations:
I have traded my dreams of marriage for those of having twenty cats.
8. On your general motivation:
It's fine; I'm just along for the ride.
9. On meeting up with friends:
10. On halfhearted attempts at sexting:
11. On striking out with the fairer sex:
Protip: message one at a time.
12. On failed social interactions:
At least turn your read receipts off. PLZ.
13. On people with good intentions:
Yes, your affirmations have TOTALLY fixed the problem.
14. On your mental health situation:
It's sad how relevant this is.
15. On having patience with people:
That's actually an excellent question.
16. On getting out of bed in the morning: